Comedian · Writer · Creator

Luisa
Omielan

19 years in the game. Still giving it everything. Building it my way.

I started doing stand-up for women before anyone else was taking that audience seriously. I created shows that are now the industry standard.

My male peers had agents, teams and industry backing. I have a dream and tenacity... and am very tired, so if you can just come along and see what I am currently developing.

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God Is A Woman — The Musical
Kings Head Theatre · Islington · April & May 2026
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Luisa Omielan Presents

God Is
A Woman

The Musical
In 591 CE, an old white guy called Greg referred to Mary Magdalene as a prostitute. It stuck.

It was 1969 before the church officially apologised. This is the real Mary Magdalene story.

In a time when powerful men are destroying the planet in the name of holy books — this is Mary Magdalene's. Let's rewrite Herstory.

The matriarchy is calling. And I have just the show.

Herstory
Matriarchy is Calling
Kings Head Theatre · Islington, London
FRI3 April · 7pm
Opening Night ★
SAT4 April · 8pm
SUN5 April · 6pm
FRI1 May · 7pm
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Who Is Luisa Omielan

Dog mum.
BAFTA Brit.
Force of nature.

Hi, I'm Luisa. I'm a dog mum to Bernie, a Cher enthusiast, and I am obsessed with Sister Act 1 & 2, The Lion King, and Mask (the one with Cher in, obviously).

I started doing stand-up when I was 19, did it for a year, panicked, and picked it up again in 2008. I learnt to trust myself and do the kind of comedy I liked. I built shows for an audience of girls and gays, and the industry followed.

My male peers had agents, teams and industry backing. I had a dream and a complete, blissful ignorance of how industries work in the UK.

I started on the Free Fringe in Edinburgh in 2012 with my debut, What Would Beyoncé Do?! — no agent, no industry support, just an audience of women going feral. Women have so much economic power and, in my opinion, were ignored for far too long in comedy.

That show changed my life. It toured for five years, became a book, a BBC special, and built the foundation of everything I do.

Then came Am I Right Ladies?! — a show about mental health, body image and self-worth. In it, I did a routine about the thigh gap that went on to have over 50 million views across Facebook and YouTube.

I've never waited for permission. When TV didn't reflect what I was doing live, I crowdfunded my own special and released it independently.

And just as it was going too well, my mum died.

So I made Politics For Bitches — a call to arms born from grief and rage. It became a BBC documentary, raised money for hospices, and led to me receiving a BAFTA Breakthrough — the first comedian to ever receive one. I later reworked it into a comedy special for Amazon Prime, then a Radio 4 series.

After that, I took my work across Europe, touring internationally and performing comedy in English to audiences who were so excited to see live stand-up. It felt incredible to feel so valued. Then I came home and made Bitter — a stand-up special about the broken social contract. How we were told to do everything right, and then the rug got pulled.

Turns out your 40s aren't the end. They're the beginning.

I looked at everything I'd done and thought — you either quit, or you keep going. At all costs. Now I'm doing the thing that nobody saw coming, least of all me. I sold all my belongings and moved to America for 18 months to develop a musical about Mary Magdalene — a female Book of Mormon. By me, a woman who can't sing and can't play music. But this is a show about Mary Magdalene — the woman they called names and tried to erase.

Made by me. Because of you. My audiences support me on Patreon, and now I've come home to keep growing it.

I do jokes about everything — from Beyoncé to cancer, dick jokes to politics. But if my work doesn't have purpose, I'm not interested.

Comedy is the way. Big Love. 🍒

50M+
Views on the thigh gap joke
BAFTA
First comedian ever — Breakthrough
£75k
Raised for hospices via Helena's Foundation
World Premiere · Kings Head Theatre · Islington

God Is
A Woman

The Musical · London · April & May 2026

Imagine if the Bible had been translated by women. This one-woman show is a pitch for a musical — think a female Book of Mormon, before it got funded or found a producer.

I've spent over 15 years performing solo shows, building audiences from the ground up. I know how to get a room excited, how to create energy, and how to make people come back.

So I went back to basics.

I started developing this show from scratch — performing it to five people in a bar in Austin, testing it, shaping it, building it live. Because most musicals are made by the same people, in the same way, and most of them fail.

This is different.

This is grassroots. Built in real rooms, with real audiences, in real time. Now it's in a proper theatre in London.

In 591 CE, an old white guy called Greg referred to her as a prostitute. It stuck. It was 1969 before the church officially apologised.

This is her story. Let's rewrite Herstory.
FRI3 April · 7pm
Opening Night ★
SAT4 April · 8pm
SUN5 April · 6pm
FRI1 May · 7pm
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God Is A Woman — The Musical poster
The Work

Shows That Changed Rooms.

2023 · Edinburgh & Europe
Bitter

About the broken social contract — how they told you to do everything right, and then pulled the rug. Head up. The 40s is freedom.

UK & Europe Tour
2018 · BBC + Amazon Prime
Politics For Bitches

A call to arms born from grief and rage. Six episodes for BBC. Amazon Prime UK. BAFTA Breakthrough.

Amazon Prime UK
2022 · BBC Radio 4
Gaslit, Groomed & Ghosted

A Radio 4 series. New terminology for the oldest tricks in the book.

BBC Radio 4
2015 · Crowdfunded
Am I Right Ladies?!

Mental health, body image, self-love — and the thigh gap joke that got 50 million views. Crowdfunded and self-released.

50M Views
2012 · Edinburgh Free Fringe
What Would Beyoncé Do?!

The show that started everything. Free fringe. No agent. 12 countries. BBC Special. Book with Penguin Random House.

12 Countries · BBC Special
All 6 specials
Watch Everything
Free on YouTube

Every special, self-produced and self-funded. All on my channel.

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What They Said

The Reviews
Speak For Themselves.

"Luisa is so marvellous — she is funny, then sad, then even funnier."

Richard Curtis

"Hilarious. Honest. Empowering."

Dawn French

"She is brilliant. I hate her."

Ruby Wax

"She is oxygen to the audiences."

Lenny Henry
★★★★★

Bold, brash, beautiful, in your face funny. There is nobody on the stand-up circuit like Luisa Omielan.

Chortle
★★★★

Mystery she is not a household name. Wrote the stand-up hit of the decade.

Evening Standard
★★★★

One of the biggest stand-up hits of the decade. No doubt she will become the megastar she already acts like.

The Guardian
★★★★

One of the most powerful and provocative hours you'll see at the fringe.

The Telegraph
★★★★

She is the comedian young British women have been waiting for.

HuffPost
★★★★

She is a trailblazer. The Sunday sermon you never knew you needed.

The Scotsman · Metro
Join The Community

Every show. Every tour.
Every musical. Funded by you.

No label. No studio. No wealthy backer. My Patreon community is the reason God is a Woman — The Musical exists. If you believe art should be made by artists, this is where you come in.

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Behind the scenes of the musical

Rehearsal footage, casting decisions, the chaos and the magic — before anyone else sees it.

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The real stuff

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"Made by me, because of you."
Luisa Omielan
Bernie
The Hero Of Everything

Bernie.

I have never liked dogs. Safe to say I probably hated them. Then when my mum was dying in a hospice, I drove past a dogs home and went in. And momentarily, my soul was calmed.

A week after the funeral, an alert came through on my phone — a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy, returned. A girl. Polish. Now that was a sign. I drove four hours in my pyjamas. I came home with Bernie in a washing basket.

"She has saved my life that dog. I have never known love like it."

One night on tour I couldn't perform. Bernie was backstage and started crying. My tour manager brought her out on stage. I told the audience about my mum. The cancer. The hospice. That night, Politics For Bitches was born.

So the dog, really, is the hero of everything. It all started that night, with Bernie on stage, right by my side. Men always think she is a boy because she is so big! She is a big oaf, just how I like em! I spend half my life saying SHE'S A GIRL!! She has had puppies now, so technically a woman. Fun fact, my follow up show was meant to be called 'The Dog is a Woman!' but there was a typo when it went to print so now I have had to read all these bible stories, its a new direction for me, but Matriarchy calls in mysterious ways!